the blind snake

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 09-Jan-2007 20:04:22

An old snake goes to see his Doctor.

"Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can't see very well these days."

The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

The doctor says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, but I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years."

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 09-Jan-2007 21:34:52

A water hose? Well, if you're built right you can adjust to anything, right?

<lol>

Bob

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2007 5:28:51

good one

Post 4 by sandrita87 (Zone BBS Addict) on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2007 19:36:49

hahaha!